Chaos Theory - (24 lectures, 30 minutes/lecture)

A ne, ne...nema ovo veze sa time sto neki od vas sad misle, nije ovo pricha o nekakvim snagama haosa i bezumlja niti o anarhiji i keosu. Ne nikako, verujte mi na rec, jer nisam vam ja nit novinar niti politicar, ja ne lazem. Pa da krenemo :


Evo sad necega za ekipicu sa Kvantashke Pijace, za nas tzv. kvantne mehanichare koji vechito nesto budzimo, non-stop nesto pravimo, pravuckamo, al dzaba kad niko ni hvala da nam kaze jer su te akcijice tolko sitne da obichna raja misli da mi zapravo nista ni ne radimo, da se samo zajebavamo i foliramo a prava istina je da smo mi vec podosta toga napravili shto korisnog shto izuzetno nekorisnog, jer u ovom zanatu to zaista nije bitno, samo da se radi - to je fazon, jer neko rece jos poodavno da rad oslobadja i evo ja se zaista osecam skroz slobodan da napiem sve sto smo radili i na cemu jos radimo, jer takva je ta mehanika, sitna mehanika. Jer moj cale je 80-ih radio preciznu mehaniku na Zastavinim vozilima a ja danas radim kvantnu mehaniku na svemu shto mi padne pod ruku jer naime i sama pomisao da pozitivnim ili negativnim razmisljanjem u bilo kom pravcu mozete da utichete na ishod dogadjaja *barem iz svoje perspektive) je vec dovoljno suludo da vam niko ne veruje a kad bi sad kreno da pricham shta sam ja solo tu radio po tom pianju a ne shta smo mi kao organizovana ekipa sa Kvantasha odsljakali vi biste rekli da ja lazem, i da, mozda sa vase tachke gledisha ja zaista i lazem, ali sa moje je to skroz fo' real man. Znachi mozete da mi verujete a i ne morate da sam ja LICHNO (Ego) sa josh par drugara utico na neka jako bitna desavnja u zemlji pa bogme i shire ali vise smo se koncentrisali na Srbiju jer tu zivimo i "radimo" i slichno pa nam automatski i zanimljivije da menjamo tok desvanja a posebno na politichkom planu, mada desi nam se tako da ponekad sjebemo nekog kontrazverznog novinara preko, ili josh nebitniji primer da biramo ko ce bude predsednik jedne zemlje tamo na zapadu neki je zovu i SAD a ja mi je zovemo "poligon za igranje podmornice" pa tako porusimo po neku zgradicu il tako nesto, kako kad nam sta legne, znaci opusteno, skroz kezual, iz kreveta fazon.


Ali vratimo se mi Srbiji jer ipak je to nama najblize. Pa sta vi mislite - ko je utico na to da cene gasa i telefona bas TOLIKO skoche i to BASH SAD, da nisu pijani Rusi mozda ? Ahahaha - brutano, jao pascu - ne mi e dobro ni malku. Pa dalje shta mislite ko je utico na to da dodje do te podele u SRS isto opet BASH SAD, pa ond kako to da nam je predsednik maneken i nula od harizme a premijer neki skoro pa dekica koga niko ne jebe. Osecam da je skonto da mu to zvanje PREMIJERA zapravo znachi da moz da dobije PREIMUM nalog na Rapidu il' tako nesto pa se time chovek i bavi, jer mozda i on gotivi ove dokumentarce, mislim, kontam, deluje mi ko takav tip choveka - if ju nou wot aj min ? I kao vrhunac svih apsurda : pa zar zaista mislite da je realno to shto se SPS vratio na vlast i da je chak doslo i do tog oho-ho-okulnog pomirenja izmedju dveju zaradjenih strana, ako zasta verujete da se to tek tako desilo tipa ljudi se posvadjali pa se malo poubijali, pa nam unistili zivote, sjebali nas, pokrali sve shto se moglo odneti 90-ih i sad kao nekom nista. Ako zaista tako mislite da je to realno pricha, to pomirenje i kao sve KUL onda zaboravite na ovaj moj tekst i produzite dalje jer ima tu jos dosta zanimljivih blogova zaista, jer danas svako ima taj blog pa ono, moz se svashta nadje.


Ako ipak ostanete ovde i malko razmislite mozda ipak sada i dobijete neku ideju da to nije bash tako sve sluchajno, kao eto ljudi resili da se pomire, znachi bre dosta su se oni igrali sa nama 90-ih a bogme i hiljaditih, i pozicija i opozicija bez razlike, znachi dosta su ti politicari igrali tu finu igricu gde svako profitira, gde niko ne gubi makar stigo i poslednji na cilj, makar i odusto na pola trke, to samo u politici moze tako, samo udjes u tu prichu i svi al' bukavlno svi profitiraju, ko na olimpijadi kad dobijes besplatan boravak i sve pogodnosti, i naravno mnostvo seksa u tom olimpijskom selu a mozes i da se ne takmichish bukavalno dovoljno sto si se pojavio kao ucesnik. I bas zato sam pre par nedelja kad je pochela ova frkica sa Tomom i Vuchicem savetovo mog starog jer nema bas neki poso, reko mu jbte bre ti znas sa ljudima, imas tu politicharsku facu, volis da pojedes, da popjijes, kapacitet si da izdrzis sve te muke a i ono visok si, to vole zene glasachi, OK izgledas, nisi ko Palma - aj ti lepo da se uchlanish kod Tome u stranku dok je jos taze kazes mu kako si samo njega ceko jer samo njemu verujes i slicno, i vrlo brzo se tu provereno proguras jer njihovi kadrovi su ochaj, zaista sve neki nedajboze, al dzaba stari nije teo ni da chuje, draze mu da sedi kuci, da gleda TV i da radi za koju iljadarku, nema kaze zivaca za ono smaranje po skupstini, e jbga onda nema ni para, onda samo TV i pivce i mir jbga, zao mi choveka a bas je talenat za to, znachi natural born politichar al dzaba kad nece. No dosta o mom starom, da nastavim ja ovu prichu, znaci ti politichari nas jebavali svih ovih godina a mi kulirali, oni nas karaju u mozak a mi se smeskamo jer ne kontamo, e nece tako moci vise, od sad se mi igramo sa njima, znachi sad ce biti onoga shto nikad bilo nije.


Ima da spojimo nespojivo, ima da Pahomija stavimo za novog minstra MINISTARSTVA ZA OMLADINU I SPORT, ma malo mu je i to, ima bre novo ministarstvo da mu nabudzimo da moze da bude sto blizi svojoj omiljenoj pastvi, evo ideje : "ministarstvo za dechija pitanja i direktnu (taktilnu) komunikaciju sa decom", pa onda oca Ilariona turimo za zamenika da pridrzava tu decu, da pripomogne, ne moz' ministar sve sam jbga, zatim Tijanica za MEDIJE jer se vec 90-ih pokazo kao odlican Slobin kadar i ne vidim zasto da ne dobije jos jedan mandat sad kad je SPS opet na vlasti. A Miskovic naravno da bude premijer a ujedno i dozivotni predsednik, a ako nam se bude 'telo ima da uvedemo i monarhiju pa ga turimo i za kralja al' to onda nece vise da se zove Republika Srbija nego lepo Drzava Svih Srba DELTA (DSSD - odlicna skracenica), i parola ce nam bude "SVI SRBI U JEDNOM DELTA HOLDINGU", jer kakve veze ima, isto nam se vata, obrni okreni, on je car i suvereno vlada, cvili mu nesto bash. Dalje, Velja ce biti ministar za kulturu zajedno sa Palmom, Dachica smenjujemo jer on je ipak preveliki igrach i postavljamo lepo Zeku i Bjeku jer su stara UDBASKA garda a i posteni su za razliku od mnogih koji su okaljali taj obraz u tom fuzbalu. Za ministra finasija naravno dizemo Dafinu dajrektli iz groba sa rechima : "ustaj more, ima jos da se radi, lako ces kasnije pocivati u miru, Srbija ne moz' da ceka dok ti tu leshkarish i kuliras jbga". Ministarstvo pravde ukidamo jer to su bre izmislili neki zli ljudi da bi nas naveli da radimo neto chemu nismo nikad bili skloni - NITI CEMO! Kakva bre crna pravda, kome je do pravde nek ide negde drugde nemam ni ja pojma ko jos to uzgaja danas, uglavnom u Srbiji je nema, nikad je nije ni bilo tako da je to raspusteno. Chedi naravno uvaljujemo Ministarstvo za Kosovo i Metohiju jer ja kolko cenim on ce to vrlo brzo da resi jer em je sposoban em je mlad i moze mu se. Da bre Meta-Amfetamin-lohije da dobije komotno mintartvo VERA i da radi shta god mu volja jer vec i sad radi shta mu se oce iz fazona DO WHAT THOU WILT pa da se to i ozvanichi da ne mora da glumi svesteno lice nego lepo konacno obuce to dodelo politicara i obrije bradu i nastavi sa svojim izuzetnim aktivnostima. Ministarstvo rada dajemo navijachima FK Rada jer realno njima to logichno i pripada jer samo IME kaze da to ima veze sa nekakvim RADOM, ili je mozda ipak RADE u pitanju posto moz' i tako da se skonta, no nije ni bitno - kome je u Srbiji do RADA nek se obrati navijachima RADA i kraj priche. A ja lichno sad trenutno sljakam na jednom mom internom projektu, to onako malo sa strane (k)raduckam da ovi moji ne znaju, znachi za svoju dusu da me zelja mine, pazite shto je opasna ideja : Slobin grob da premestimo iz one god damned avlije ne u Aleju Velikana (tamo su ionako sve sami padavichari) nego bre na sred Trga Republike da narod svaki dan moze na putu za posao ili sa posla da mu mirno oda postu u mimohodu, i potaman svima, sve full i mir boz'ji nastade u Srbiji i sve lepo beshe dogod je sveta i veka pa i jache bogme.


I eto vidite vi sad kolko mi zapravo radimo za ovu drzavu, kolko krvarimo gace za ovaj nash narod, a niko ni hvala da nam kaze, odradimo tako neke bitne akcije ali naravno postoji ta kvaka da ne moze nikako da se kaze da smo mi to direktno odradili jer mi radimo iskljuchivo na tom kvantnom nivou, a to je tolko majushno, sicusno, najsicusnije da ne moz nikako da se izvali shta mi to zapravo radimo (mada ne moz se izvali ni sta rade likovi po skupstini pa opet primaju platu - zar ne ?), a na drugu stranu dese se neke jako bitne stvari po chitavo drushtvo. I naravno sad bi se za kraj samo na trenutak vratio toj teoriji haosa, znachi secate se one priche o BUTTERFLY EFECTU kad mu ga leptir da krilima u Japanu na drugoj strani sveta se stvori neki uragan i sjebe sve pred sobom, i to vam je to. E sad kakve to veze ima sve ovo shto sam napiso gore o kvantaskoj mehanici sa ovim ovde ponudjenim VIDEO lekcijama sigurno se sad pitate a ja vam kazem : PA I NEMA ali nije to poenta, poenta je da sam se a dobro izezao pisuci ovo i da bre, IZ MOJE PERSPEKTIVE to izgleda kao skroz awesome potroseno vreme u malom radu a pogolemom veselju. Znachi samo : kvanting , kvanting, i naravno zezanje do bola. Uzivajte u ovim lekcijama jer ima svega i svacega zanimljivog a kolko tolko i shvatljivog. :]


Chaos (24 lectures, 30 minutes/lecture)
Course No. 1333
Taught by Steven Strogatz
Cornell University
Ph.D., Harvard University
URL :
http://www.teach12.com/ttcx/CourseDescLong2.aspx?cid=1333&pc=Science%20and%20Mathematics

It has been called the third great revolution of 20th-century physics, after relativity and quantum theory.But how can something called chaos theory help you understand an orderly world? What practical things might it be good for? What, in fact, is chaos theory?"Chaos theory," according to Dr. Steven Strogatz, Director of the Center for Applied Mathematics at Cornell University, "is the science of how things change." It describes the behavior of any system whose state evolves over time and whose behavior is sensitive to small changes in its initial conditions.The 24 lectures of Chaos take you to the heart of chaos theory as it is understood today. Taught by Professor Strogatz, an award-winning Ivy League professor and a scientist described by Nature magazine as "one of the most creative biomathematicians of the past few decades," Chaos introduces you to a fascinating discipline that has more to do with your everyday life than you may realize.A Revolutionary Way of ThinkingSurprisingly, you have already encountered chaos theory before, although you might not have recognized it at the time. From the flapping of a butterfly's wings to the dripping of a leaky faucet, chaos theory draws a wealth of unordinary insight from the most ordinary of occurrences.Chaos theory affects nearly every field of human knowledge and endeavor, from astronomy and zoology to the arts, the humanities, and business. It can:* help analysts understand price fluctuations in the stock market,* ensure a smooth flow of data traffic on the Internet, and* show insurance companies how to manage the risks of natural catastrophes.This course shows you the importance of this revolutionary field and how it has helped us come closer than ever to solving some of life's mysteries. Today, the underlying mathematics of science's major unsolved problems—including the nature of consciousness, the origin of life, and cancer—are essentially nonlinear; express any of these problems as a mathematical system and you learn that the whole may be either more or less than the sum of its parts.In its ability to tackle bewilderingly complex problems, chaos theory has revolutionized the way we perceive the world around us. It allows scientists to reach beyond a dependency on the analytical limitations of the deterministic, "clockwork" universe that was the legacy of thinkers like Galileo, Kepler, and especially Newton.Throughout the lectures, Professor Strogatz makes the case for why chaos theory marks such a radical departure from traditional science:* It asks unusual questions at the everyday scale of human life.* It shifts the focus off the laws of nature and onto their consequences.* It uses the computer not as a calculating tool but as a means of amplifying intuition.* It does not reduce complex problems into their separate parts but puts the parts back together to help understand the whole.* It is radically interdisciplinary in an era of increasingly specialized disciplines.* It paints a topsy-turvy picture of the world in which simple systems can show complex behavior.* It is a scientific field in which change came about suddenly.Follow the Exciting Story of ChaosAs you delve into this ever-evolving field, you learn the surprising tale of how chaos theory was discovered—a story that Professor Strogatz likens to a detective novel filled with twists and turns.First glimpsed by the French mathematician Henri Poincaré, the notion of chaos theory was lost for nearly a century before being rediscovered—almost accidentally. It was revived by a mathematically oriented meteorologist named Edward Lorenz, whose development of the butterfly effect (the extreme sensitivity of a chaotic system to tiny changes in its initial conditions) had little impact until the 1970s and 1980s, when the wave of chaos theory finally crashed onto the shores of the scientific community.As you follow the story of chaos theory's development, you approach the core ideas of chaos in the same way the world's greatest thinkers, grounded in their historical contexts, once did. This story not only helps you understand the fundamentals of this field, but it also helps you appreciate the extraordinary intellectual feat that chaos theory represents.Learn Chaos Theory VisuallyThis course offers you a unique opportunity to get an expert's instruction on the field of chaos theory and is one of the only places outside the halls of academia where you can follow along with detailed computer graphics—specifically developed for this course—as visual aids."For understanding these core concepts [of chaos theory], pictures turn out to be much more powerful than formulas," notes Professor Strogatz. Forgoing a heavy reliance on advanced math, he uses clear and powerful computer graphics to clarify chaos theory's core concepts.A large portion of the course explores the intimate relationship between chaos theory and fractals: shapes or processes whose structures repeat ad infinitum such that the tiniest parts resemble the original whole. You see how fractals are unique from more commonly known shapes like circles and cubes and how they can be used to describe a variety of processes and phenomena like the jagged coastline of Norway or the drip paintings of Jackson Pollock.Find the Unordinary in the OrdinaryProfessor Strogatz's expert guidance lays bare the complexities of chaos theory in a way that any interested layperson can understand. With the insights he provides in Chaos, news stories about key scientific discoveries and new directions in research take on a fresh importance.Professor Strogatz is a teacher repeatedly honored by institutions and students alike. During his tenure at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, he received the E. M. Baker Memorial Award for Excellence in Undergraduate Teaching, the university's only institute-wide teaching prize selected and awarded solely by students. In 2007, he received a lifetime achievement award for the communication of mathematics to the general public from the Joint Policy Board for Mathematics, which represents the four major American mathematical societies.Whether charting the exciting history of the field, focusing on fractals as "the footprints of chaos," or journeying to the frontiers of chaos research, this course shows you new ways to think about and view the world around you.

Lectures Download :
http://rapidshare.com/files/244734265/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244734241/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244734628/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735470/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part04.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735585/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part05.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735780/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735785/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735797/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part08.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735784/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part09.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735933/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735825/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part11.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244735920/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part12.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244736410/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part13.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737292/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part14.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737504/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part15.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737544/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part16.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737602/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part17.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737588/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part18.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737560/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part19.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737651/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part20.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737676/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part21.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244737732/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part22.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244738086/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part23.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244738931/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part24.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739114/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part25.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739224/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part26.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739179/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part27.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739043/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part28.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739027/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part29.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739183/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part30.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739188/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part31.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739396/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part32.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244739670/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part33.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740466/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part34.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740158/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part35.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740221/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part36.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740697/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part37.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740523/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part38.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740510/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part39.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740759/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part40.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740530/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part41.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244741005/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part42.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244740860/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part43.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244741532/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part44.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244741613/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part45.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244741416/StrogatzSteven-Chaos.part46.rar

Course Description :
http://rapidshare.com/files/143737756/Chaos_20_Course_20Starter_20Materials_.mht
http://rapidshare.com/files/143737759/Chaos_20_Detailed_20Description_.mht

Guide Book :
http://rapidshare.com/files/143745447/Chaos__Guidebook_.zip